Chaya Aydel Seminary

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Friday, October 26, 2007

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS" read to find out what this means

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS..
In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest androom-service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
"RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: ".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I... don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin webodder?"
G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?!?"
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder onsigh and copy.. rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
G: "You're welcome."

(Don't you just miss the mexicans?!?)

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha that's really cute

4:38 PM  
Blogger mushky said...

very funny

8:24 PM  
Blogger dalya said...

Adorable : )

4:54 PM  
Blogger rozee said...

lol,
afcourse u r the one postin it. u still livin in mexicain land.
than again , dont we all... they are everywhere these days.

5:50 PM  
Blogger shtoiny said...

um not funny-its all to real-cali is MEXICO-IMAGENE THAT!

11:16 PM  
Blogger aregee said...

mexicans- chinese-- they all sound the same!

2:01 PM  
Blogger CHANSHYANKY said...

Suda, Great piece!
I really had a crack up!!
Thanks!

6:33 AM  

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