Chaya Aydel Seminary
The ongoings in the lives of 23 girls who attended a Jewish University in Florida.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS" read to find out what this means
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS..
In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest androom-service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
"RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: ".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I... don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin webodder?"
G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?!?"
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder onsigh and copy.. rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
G: "You're welcome."
(Don't you just miss the mexicans?!?)
Monday, October 22, 2007
new nephew
hey ya'll, i figured that ill update the few ppl, (if any) that still check the blog. my newest nephew's name is afraim ahron (spelling????).
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
my brothers new CD!
Hey guys!
hope ur all having a good yom tov!
Check out my brothers new cd!
http://www.youtube.com/user/sholomjacobs
It is now available in stores and on their website www.agutyohr.com
Take care, Chaya










